надо такое? с коллажами - там не очень, а вот поиздевацо можно:

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Portrait Professional is new intelligent portrait             
airbrushing software that has been 'trained' in human         
beauty. It lets you improve your photos instantly, just by   
moving sliders. With Portrait Professional, it's incredibly   
easy and fast to:                                             
Subtly reshape all or any aspect of the face to make it more 
attractive                                                   
Fix skin blemishes such as spots or pimples                   
Reduce and/or remove wrinkles                                 
Remove grease, sweat or unsightly shine highlights from the   
skin                                                         
Adjust the lighting on the face to make it more flattering   
Remove red eye                                               
Whiten teeth and eyes                                         
                                                             
All of these operations require no artistic ability, due to   
the built-in intelligence in the image editing software.     
This automatic airbrush really does do all the hard work for 
you.